Love Lesson 101: Sweet Nothings

Dear Naive Souls,

Do not get taken in by sweet nothings.

Sweet nothings are, by definition, the birth of expectations. And, we all know expectations will lead you to a world of bleakness & heartache.

Sweet nothings are not promises, or vows, or sacred honors meant to be kept till the last dying breathe. No, my darlings, it is nothing. It is empty. It is meaningless. It is worthless. There is nothing to it other than maybe making you feel a little special, a little loved, a little wanted. So don’t count on that wretched sweet nothings, you’re setting yourself for heartbreak – yet again.

I am sure before you found your “soulmate, love of my life, center of my universe, reason I breathe, answers to my prayers” you convinced yourself that you are a smart, independent soul, that you will never again fall for sweet words or empty promises. And here you are, right where you started – broken.

Maybe you tell yourself, “he’s different, he’s serious, he meant what he said, I can feel it, its real this time!“. Really? You can feel it? That’s what happen the last time, remember? You felt too much, it got too real, and you end up crumpled on the ground like a pathetic piece of a dying headless cockroach.

It is but, a temporary burst of euphoria.

Drench yourself in that moment of happiness, but nothing more okay?

Love always,


Pet Peeve #022 – Do Not Fake Happiness

I know it seemed like i had a beef with happiness. But i really don’t.

I have a beef with people who pretends they are happy. You see, happiness is not like confidence. For confidence, you can adopt the “fake it till you make it” philosophy and it’ll work dandy. If you do adopt the same fucking philosophy for happiness, you’re just gonna be fucking depressed.

If you’re sad, then be fucking sad. Don’t pretend you’re happy. It is fucking annoying because we all know that when the moon is up and the stars are twinkling, you’ll go to tumblr and start off a text post like, “You know sometimes..I just feel like life is so hard…”

Ha ha, fuck you okay. Just be fucking sad.

Either way you’re a fucking annoying weak ass bitch.

If you stop making your fake happiness or sadness public, I am pretty sure you’ll get over it. Nothing is too hard to get over with, if you put your mind to it. But, you’re weak, so.



Pet Peeve #020 – Cute Moms?

We all love our parents. Especially our mom, all that special bond yadaa yadaa. But, there is one thing that I am irritated about (there’s always is, isn’t it?).

Not all mothers are cute. Some fucking annoying shithead thinks that whatever their mom says or do is “awhh so fucking adoraaabblllleeeeeee”. NO. FUCK NO.

Also, you’re being insulting, you ungrateful bitch.

Stop it. Let your mother be a normal mom. Goddammittt, behave.

Seriously guys,