Pet Peeve #022 – Do Not Fake Happiness

I know it seemed like i had a beef with happiness. But i really don’t.

I have a beef with people who pretends they are happy. You see, happiness is not like confidence. For confidence, you can adopt the “fake it till you make it” philosophy and it’ll work dandy. If you do adopt the same fucking philosophy for happiness, you’re just gonna be fucking depressed.

If you’re sad, then be fucking sad. Don’t pretend you’re happy. It is fucking annoying because we all know that when the moon is up and the stars are twinkling, you’ll go to tumblr and start off a text post like, “You know sometimes..I just feel like life is so hard…”

Ha ha, fuck you okay. Just be fucking sad.

Either way you’re a fucking annoying weak ass bitch.

If you stop making your fake happiness or sadness public, I am pretty sure you’ll get over it. Nothing is too hard to get over with, if you put your mind to it. But, you’re weak, so.



Pet Peeve #021 – HappyFuckingVibes

It’s cool if you’re all happy and shit. It really is.

If you are able to overcome your sadness with posifuckingtivity, it really is so cool. Good for you man. Well done, good job. 5 fucking stars.

But don’t, i repeat, don’t fucking shove your “happy-vibes-only” philosophy on others (i.e. me). They don’t fucking need it.

Tumblr is there to help with their emotional issue.

You being all “you know when I’m sad and down on my knees, I always laugh it off” FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR FUCKING FAKE LAUGH. ALSO, FUCK YOUR KNEES.

Don’t try to teach me how to “laugh it off” I fucking laugh when i want to fucking laugh.

You hear me, you little fuck?

Fuck yourself. Over and over again, until you can laugh it off.

With Love,


Pet Peeve #020 – Cute Moms?

We all love our parents. Especially our mom, all that special bond yadaa yadaa. But, there is one thing that I am irritated about (there’s always is, isn’t it?).

Not all mothers are cute. Some fucking annoying shithead thinks that whatever their mom says or do is “awhh so fucking adoraaabblllleeeeeee”. NO. FUCK NO.

Also, you’re being insulting, you ungrateful bitch.

Stop it. Let your mother be a normal mom. Goddammittt, behave.

Seriously guys,