Note to Humans – Tongue Out

My darling, narcissistic humans,

I write today, on behalf of ants all over the world.

We are begging you, for the sake of your future generation, stop sticking out your tongue when talking a “selfie” or a “we-fie” or any sort of picture that involves your face.

It would do yourself a great, great favour.

Also, you look ugly & in need of a particular, ahem, sex organ (i’m cool if you need one, but don’t publicize it okay, humans?).

Significantly Squeamish,

Sullen

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