My darling, narcissistic humans,
I write today, on behalf of ants all over the world.
We are begging you, for the sake of your future generation, stop sticking out your tongue when talking a “selfie” or a “we-fie” or any sort of picture that involves your face.
It would do yourself a great, great favour.
Also, you look ugly & in need of a particular, ahem, sex organ (i’m cool if you need one, but don’t publicize it okay, humans?).